Photo 29 Apr 276 notes comedycentral:

Inside Amy Schumer premieres Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c. In the meantime, click the image to get your Amy fix with some of her stand-up.

Love her! Can’t wait for her new show!

comedycentral:

Inside Amy Schumer premieres Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c. In the meantime, click the image to get your Amy fix with some of her stand-up.

Love her! Can’t wait for her new show!

Photo 16 Dec 2,574 notes theamericankid:

Going to bed, drunk. 


Gpoy

theamericankid:

Going to bed, drunk.

Gpoy

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Text 31 Aug 40,460 notes When your family members say “Oh you’re so pretty, you must be fighting off boys with a stick.”
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When you realize that who you are is all you’ve got, then you can decide the kind of person you want to be and take advantage of every opportunity
Quote 16 May 1 note
I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
— "When Harry Met Sally" 

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Photo 16 May I am so ready for summer!

I am so ready for summer!

Text 16 May 1 note

I really wish my brain had an off switch so I could stop trying to figure out this stupid boy…

Quote 15 May
Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.
— Maya Angelou

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