Inside Amy Schumer premieres Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c. In the meantime, click the image to get your Amy fix with some of her stand-up.
Love her! Can’t wait for her new show!
When you realize that who you are is all you’ve got, then you can decide the kind of person you want to be and take advantage of every opportunity
I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I am so ready for summer!
I really wish my brain had an off switch so I could stop trying to figure out this stupid boy…
Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.